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Pittsburgh, PA — Waitress Arrested After Using the Restaurant’s Leaf Blower to Blast a Zero-Tip Table Out the Door
Pittsburgh police arrested 27-year-old Jordyn Hale at Steel City Smokehouse after she allegedly grabbed the restaurant’s leaf blower from the storage closet and used it to physically “encourage” a non-tipping table to leave.
Witnesses say the four-top treated Jordyn like a personal assistant. They sent their ribs back twice for being “too rib-like,” asked for eight drink refills, made her rehearse the specials “with more enthusiasm,” and complained that the barbecue sauce “wasn’t spiritually resonating.”
Jordyn kept her composure — until she collected the bill.
They left zero dollars on a $168 tab and wrote:
“You didn’t uplift our dining experience.”
Jordyn stared at the message, nodded once, and walked to the back where the cleaning equipment was stored.
She returned holding a leaf blower.
The table looked confused.
Jordyn plugged it in, pointed it at them, and yelled:
“GET UPLIFTED, THEN!”
She flipped the switch.
A roaring gust blasted napkins, sauce cups, and menus into the air. The group shrieked as their hair flew back like a wind tunnel photoshoot. One man grabbed his toupee mid-flight. A woman lost control of her scarf as it whipped into the next booth.
Someone yelled, “SHE’S AIR-FRYING THE CUSTOMERS!”
Jordyn shouted:
“THIS IS WHAT UNDERAPPRECIATION FEELS LIKE — HIGH VELOCITY!”
By the time police arrived, she was herding the group toward the exit with the leaf blower like a chaotic shepherd.
She was arrested for harassment and creating a hazard.
As she was escorted out, she yelled:
“YOU WANT UPLIFTING? TIP NEXT TIME!”
Pittsburgh police arrested 27-year-old Jordyn Hale at Steel City Smokehouse after she allegedly grabbed the restaurant’s leaf blower from the storage closet and used it to physically “encourage” a non-tipping table to leave.
Witnesses say the four-top treated Jordyn like a personal assistant. They sent their ribs back twice for being “too rib-like,” asked for eight drink refills, made her rehearse the specials “with more enthusiasm,” and complained that the barbecue sauce “wasn’t spiritually resonating.”
Jordyn kept her composure — until she collected the bill.
They left zero dollars on a $168 tab and wrote:
“You didn’t uplift our dining experience.”
Jordyn stared at the message, nodded once, and walked to the back where the cleaning equipment was stored.
She returned holding a leaf blower.
The table looked confused.
Jordyn plugged it in, pointed it at them, and yelled:
“GET UPLIFTED, THEN!”
She flipped the switch.
A roaring gust blasted napkins, sauce cups, and menus into the air. The group shrieked as their hair flew back like a wind tunnel photoshoot. One man grabbed his toupee mid-flight. A woman lost control of her scarf as it whipped into the next booth.
Someone yelled, “SHE’S AIR-FRYING THE CUSTOMERS!”
Jordyn shouted:
“THIS IS WHAT UNDERAPPRECIATION FEELS LIKE — HIGH VELOCITY!”
By the time police arrived, she was herding the group toward the exit with the leaf blower like a chaotic shepherd.
She was arrested for harassment and creating a hazard.
As she was escorted out, she yelled:
“YOU WANT UPLIFTING? TIP NEXT TIME!”
