lurkeraspect84
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I once ran from a cop. I ducked down under a bridge on a side road and watched him go past. Didn't get caught.
But that was stupid.
But that was stupid.
Have you ever did something really stupid?
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Blueheart32
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My second marriage
Rod Dangerfield
One-Star Recruit
It might be you. Asshole.
Blueheart32
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Maybe, but I still blame the waitresses and barmaids...all they had to do was say no
How many are you up to, and then we will determine?
Blueheart32
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Third and final....12 years in and this one seems to be working out
lurkeraspect84
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Once pulled the broken condom off and said, "fuck it".
Nothing a shot didnt' cure.
Nothing a shot didnt' cure.
coryfly
New member
Umm, yeah, I've done lots of really stupid things. From throwing molotov cocktails at people, to blowing my hand up with dry ice, to lighting my buddies girlfriend's property on fire, to smoking things I weren't sure what they were, etc.... I assume all boys do all sorts of super dumb things in their 20s.
I'm so glad there is no video evidence of the idiotic things I did in my youth. These kids today have it rough in that regard.
lurkeraspect84
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I would love to see a video to where I lost the fat part between pinky and wrist.
Wheelies are all fun and games.
When I got home, my friend pulled the meat out fo the chain and sprocket and asked if I wanted it back. Looked like chewed gum.
That would be a great video to share.
I somehow escaped mostly injury free. It was the drunken nights I'm quite happy were not recorded. I had 3 levels of drunkenness. Pee in your kitchen sink drunk, Pee in a random corner of your house drunk, or Pee on the host of the house party and end the night fighting. I don't know why I was the way I was but I'm glad I grew out of it.
lurkeraspect84
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I rellate to everything, and I'm surprised my wife is still married to me. Sober now. 5 years.
Once stood at the top of the stairs and pissed rainbows.
lurkeraspect84
Moderator
Turning 50 on the 1st. I'm hoping for the next 50, my dumb ass makes it not as idiotic as the first 50.
No promises.
No promises.
Nice. I still have a drink maybe once every few months now but that's because of me getting gout. Beer is my biggest trigger, so I haven't had a sip in almost 2 years now.
lurkeraspect84
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I just had to lay off the Kentucky bourbon.
lurkeraspect84
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Sleeping women is a whole new chapter of stupid.
Chasing gets into a lot of trouble. I'm sure you all can relate.
Chasing gets into a lot of trouble. I'm sure you all can relate.
I started taking those thc gummies for awhile and dammit if they didn't mess with my gout also. I guess I'm stuck taking just shrooms from now on.
My only real addiction in this life.
