Let’s talk about Hall Passes

Trademarcs

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I asked my wife the other day about hall passes. I asked her who was her top 3 that she would want me to approve a hall pass on.
#1. Gerard Butler
#2. Nathan Fillion (I was like wtf!?)
#3. Mark Walberg

She then asked me mine but I had to clear up that if either of us got the chance with any on our list it was a done deal….she agreed.

Mine was …
#1. That sexy little M'Lady down the street that mows her yard every week in that string bikini.
#2. Susie (her bestie)
#3. That one hot chick at the restaurant last week that you said kept eyeballing me.

After she gave me the shocked look, I said “See, that’s the difference between you and me. I keep my goals easily achievable.”

I’m currently deciding on which of mine will be the easiest path
 
I asked my wife the other day about hall passes. I asked her who was her top 3 that she would want me to approve a hall pass on.
#1. Gerard Butler
#2. Nathan Fillion (I was like wtf!?)
#3. Mark Walberg

She then asked me mine but I had to clear up that if either of us got the chance with any on our list it was a done deal….she agreed.

Mine was …
#1. That sexy little M'Lady down the street that mows her yard every week in that string bikini.
#2. Susie (her bestie)
#3. That one hot chick at the restaurant last week that you said kept eyeballing me.

After she gave me the shocked look, I said “See, that’s the difference between you and me. I keep my goals easily achievable.”

I’m currently deciding on which of mine will be the easiest path
Hang ‘em & bang ‘em.
 
I asked my wife the other day about hall passes. I asked her who was her top 3 that she would want me to approve a hall pass on.
#1. Gerard Butler
#2. Nathan Fillion (I was like wtf!?)
#3. Mark Walberg

She then asked me mine but I had to clear up that if either of us got the chance with any on our list it was a done deal….she agreed.

Mine was …
#1. That sexy little M'Lady down the street that mows her yard every week in that string bikini.
#2. Susie (her bestie)
#3. That one hot chick at the restaurant last week that you said kept eyeballing me.

After she gave me the shocked look, I said “See, that’s the difference between you and me. I keep my goals easily achievable.”

I’m currently deciding on which of mine will be the easiest path
Let us know how much your bail is..
 
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